Trump Golf

The art of lying about anything on the golf course

Trump: I had a hole-in-one today
Ivanka: You didn't play golf today daddy
Trump: I had 3 hole-in-ones today and one was on a par 6 and it skipped through the water before it hit a democrat in the head going through his brain and went in the hole
Ivanka: So you played Trump Golf again!

by Urban humor August 24, 2017

Trump Bomb

Plastic and nonfunctioning.

The president is just like a trump bomb - fake, and doesn't work.

by GHETTOBILLY October 26, 2018

drop a trump

the act of defecation

Excuse me for a minute i need to go to the bathroom and drop a trump

by dr gonzoid December 29, 2018

Citizen Trump

A defeated, twice impeached former president who no longer has the power to humiliate and embarrass the United States of America and its inhabitants.

Hey look! There goes Citizen Trump on his golf cart! I hope he goes over par on his own golf course.

by Chadfish January 20, 2021

donald trump

some big idiot the color of a navel orange who became president to promote his MAGA hats for rednecks.

one of the biggest consumers in the spray tan industry is the man himself, Donald Trump.

by nilgurpety March 18, 2019

Donald trump

A pice of shit who needs to be kicked out of office. A waste of space and a racist asshole.

Donald trump sucks ass and you should go vote for Biden.

by Urmomlovesme4206969 August 31, 2020

Trump disease

Turning yellow and becoming a racist fuck

Kid1:”what’s wrong with Timmy”

Kid2:”oh he’s got trump disease

by Urmumonmehhnuts January 21, 2019