A bed decision is a decision made after having sex by two people in authority, on plan of actions with an intended negative effect on a particular person or group of persons without the benefit of due process or due diligence, for the personal purpose of one or both of the sex partners. Usually sex is used to coax a partner to agree to a decision for the benefit of the one suggesting a decision. Bed decisions can also be decisions on how to commit corruption or the improper use of the funds of the organization, or to condone a wrongful act of a particular person or group being protected by either one of the sex partners, or to obtain a certain benefit for a particular person or group. In this definition bed decisions are bad decisions or evil decisions using sex to scheme sinister plots.
The termination of Jack's employment contract was a bed decision between his female Project Manager and the Country Manager who are having an affair, because the Project Manager did not like Jack's sense of independence.
by El Django July 18, 2021
Sharing similar views. Working together.
Also, eg. My partner and I share the same bed.
"Partner" - my lover/confidant, someone who I share my goals and have similar aspirations with.
Also, eg. My partner and I share the same bed.
"Partner" - my lover/confidant, someone who I share my goals and have similar aspirations with.
by Caribbean Seychelles June 04, 2020
by YOU_CRA April 21, 2022
Saturating the bed with farts so that when someone pulls back the covers to get in they get a face full of stale farts.
I like to bed bomb a girl early in our relationship, a taste of things to come.
It's a wonder you're single.
It's a wonder you're single.
by Shuaman June 23, 2019
Found in ohio, this entity loves pecan cookies. And won’t hurt you, they’re around 13 ft tall, approximately. They love small, and tight spaces, and are cat like. They’re safe creatures, and they’re diet is a omnivorous diet. Eating small dogs, and bats, but also plants, such as tomatoes, and eggplant.
by Susssy Baka 3736869 December 06, 2022
by CeilingMirror July 27, 2022