Nutella Time

watching porn with the homies but instead of a group fap session we just eat instead, preferably bread and nutella

Hey Cliff I'm feeling really dry today, can we go to your place for a Nutella Time?

by beapimpnotasimp July 19, 2020

Poopoo time

Always comes with peepee time on the side

Sry, guys, I gotta go, it is currently poopoo time.

by My name is Leedle July 19, 2020

Lillard time

Derived from basketball player Damian Lillard, who was famous for his ability to suddenly go from 0 to 100. From that point one he would be unstoppable, hitting buzzer beaters and clutch threes... the list goes on. Tapping your wrist where a watch would be several times signifies lillard time. This is usually done after having a very good run in a sporting event or hitting a clutch shot in basketball specifically.

Oh my goodness, that shot was extraordinarily deep, how did it even go in? Wow, it is Lillard time.

by Gablabatoponus August 24, 2020

Hughey Time

The time you want to believe you can get to an event. Does not take into account “lost time” between activities and typically vastly underestimates durations of simple tasks.

Jon Duncan is planning to be at POOLgalo at 11:00 Hughey time. Jon Duncan has golf ending at 10:30, and it is a 15 minute drive to home and a 15 minute drive to POOLgalo. Therefore, Jon will be there at 11:00. However, 10:30 is a best-case ending time for golf. Drive times are at lease 20 minutes each way, and lost time like walking to the car, getting beer, changing clothes, etc. are not accounted for.

True Best case scenario: 12:30. Most likely 1:30

by tcareycares August 27, 2020

Bup time

yes epic

Hating this earth and hating the time
Everyone had a Bup time and hated everything for a moment.
The family did not get their cheeseburgers so they had a Bup time.

by Pigilton September 12, 2020

Apple time

An ambiguous measurement of time showing how long it *should* take to download files on Apple products, when in fact it takes much, much longer.

*downloading iOS 7*
iPhone: "Downloading...5 minutes remaining"
*one hour later*
iPhone: "Downloading...17 minutes remaining"
Me: "This must run on Apple time."

by CatPlanet September 18, 2013

Clown Time

Socially acceptable phrase used to express the desire to fuck someones face

"Bro, I sure wish I could get some clown time with that hottie over there"

by Golden Foot April 17, 2012