The test a woman or man gives a new guy to see how much dick they are packing before you decide to give them a chance to fuck. To conduct the test, you have to feel the man’s dick through his pants and get it hard so you can then measure it via how much of your hand it takes up.
by PrincessofBwoodNY March 20, 2024
Get the feel testmug. Feeling Modern is a feeling that happens which feels quite uncomfortable. When you get this feeling you could be reminded of modern things, thus making up its name. Modern feelings appear mostly on Weekends and happen if you are home and don't want to go outside. The uncomfortableness is felt on the legs and feet. They are in most cases felt whenever you are going to go to a training course or things that will last for a while but don't appear a lot if you're gonna go for spending a small amount of time outside
"Let's go to the mall"
"I don't want to"
"Why"
"I'm feeling Modern"
"What the fuck is that supposed to mean"
"I just feel uncomfortable"
"I don't want to"
"Why"
"I'm feeling Modern"
"What the fuck is that supposed to mean"
"I just feel uncomfortable"
by poopsock911 October 26, 2019
Get the Feeling Modernmug. "Reply when I feel like it."
Means: "I'll never reply. I never feel like it."
Usually the response a guy gets when confronting a female on why she doesn't reply to his messages (and try to work things out).
Can also be undertext if they tell you "I'm busy." which means: "I don't feel like it."
Means: "I'll never reply. I never feel like it."
Usually the response a guy gets when confronting a female on why she doesn't reply to his messages (and try to work things out).
Can also be undertext if they tell you "I'm busy." which means: "I don't feel like it."
Jason: "I want to fix things, but you never reply, you keep saying you're busy but you're always texting your friends". Sonya: "I'll reply when I feel like it."
by Seabeauty March 1, 2018
Get the Reply when I feel like it.mug. “we were in the backseat of his car and i just got this inexplicable feeling, the butterflies were there but it was different, i almost felt high or intoxicated by his presence that it felt so passionate and raw. Yet the feelings are still inexplicable”
by diddyballs May 26, 2025
Get the inexplicable feelingmug. The emotion one has when he or she hates everyone and everything in the room but does not want to express it but still wants everyone to know it.
Everyone is having fun except one bitch
Me: Hey is something the matter?
Bitch: No *rolls eyes*
Yoda: Strong with this one, the bitch feels are. Kill it with fire, you should.
Me: Hey is something the matter?
Bitch: No *rolls eyes*
Yoda: Strong with this one, the bitch feels are. Kill it with fire, you should.
by JRocky September 20, 2015
Get the Bitch Feelsmug. Feeling a sense of pride / feeling good about something you have done, only to realize you were being delusional about what you did.
Melinda: I 100% I was top three, I was feeling my goats and then I heard all of that and I'm like. Fuck you all fucking four of you.
by Chilli Tortellini April 6, 2024
Get the Feeling My Goatsmug. When someone uses you for there own personal use and doesn't care about your feelings or well being as long as they get what they want it's all good. And don't think they care about you cause they don't your only a stepping stone for them....you should just walk away!
Matt: dude you ok?
Chris: no man I'm not!
Matt: sorry that bitch raped your feelings, she's a cunt fuck her!!!
Chris: yeah dirty married whore.....
Chris: no man I'm not!
Matt: sorry that bitch raped your feelings, she's a cunt fuck her!!!
Chris: yeah dirty married whore.....
by pain666 June 28, 2011
Get the raped your feelingsmug.