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Pipe Lady

Noun: bawd (archaic) brass (slang) call girl, Turner to the core, Annette-on-roids, just like Damian, cocotte, courtesan, female Tin Man, fallen woman, fille de joie, harlot, hooker (U.S. slang) hustler (U.S. & Canad. slang) loose woman, moll (slang) pro (slang) scrubber (Brit. & Austral. slang) streetwalker, strumpet, tart (informal) trollop, white slave, whore, working girl (facetious slang)

Verb: cheapen, debase, degrade, demean, devalue, misapply, pervert, profane

(Adj-N) :

A person, who is characterised by being a fiendish sneak, malevolent to the bone, fully willing to forego all others for the delights brought to her by her dark master, Doctor Murdah. Such person will stop at nothing to get her soul quenched by the taste of crystallised amphetamines on her dry, misery expunging lips. Not house, nor home, nor family or children matter when the pipe lady is hungry.

Noun: to offer (a person, esp. oneself, or a person's talent) for unworthy purposes in exchange for some of what Daddy Doctor Murdah has been cooking.
1. Damn, Grundy! You are such a Pipe Lady these days. Have some sleep because you are going crazy again.

2. Hey shitty, does the Pipe Lady want a Pipe?
3. Hey look everyone! The Pipe Lady next door is screaming and hitting her kids again.

4. If you don’t sort yourself out, you’ll be dead in a couple of years. You don’t want to become a pipe lady like Kelley.
by Boomboomman2608 September 21, 2021
mugGet the Pipe Ladymug.

Laying pipe

the act of sticking your hog into a swamp donkey
Person 1:Jack was laying pipe last night.

Person 2: idk what that means. My autism prevents me from understanding euphemisms.

Person 1: it's okay. He had sexual intercouse with someone with XX chromosomes.
by Omencaptains June 13, 2024
mugGet the Laying pipemug.

Bag Pipes

When a woman's natural breasts are so big that when she lays flat on her back they fall under her armpits.
I bet when she lays down she can play them bag pipes !
by SirEnglebertHumperdink March 18, 2017
mugGet the Bag Pipesmug.

Buggy pipe me

Buggy pipe me basically means come and sexually touch me and have sexual contact.
A. Aaron buggy piped me today.
B. Aw lucky I wish I had someone buggy pipe me
by yungcripping28 November 21, 2021
mugGet the Buggy pipe memug.

Catfish Shit Pipe

A daring sexual manuver , in wich the female will be in the cowgirl position, While she is bouncing on your dick you shove your hand in her mouth and grab hold of her jaw then proceed to time her bounce. At the apex of her bounce quickly thrust your hips back till your dick is fully out of her vagina. As the female partner is coming back down quickly adjust so your dick goes up her ass. Make sure your have a firm grip on her jaw as she jumps off your dick and falls off the bed. Once she is off the bed pick her up by her jaw just like hillbilly hand fishing.
Hey my wife was being a real bitch so I gave her the good old Catfish Shit Pipe last night. It straightend her right out!
by THE COON AND FREINDS November 12, 2020
mugGet the Catfish Shit Pipemug.

Coming on the pipe

This refers to hitting the power band on a two stroke motorcycle nearly throwing you off the back.
Holy shit when I was coming on the pipe I nearly did a backflip.
mugGet the Coming on the pipemug.

Worm in the Sewer Pipe

Sticking Your Penis into the Asshole of a Homeless Woman After she just took a Massive

Shit.
“Yeah, I found this Chick on the side of the road and gave her the ol’ Worm in the Sewer Pipe
by Dripple July 22, 2022
mugGet the Worm in the Sewer Pipemug.

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