1. A wonderful, light brown haired boy who I’ve gotten the pleasure of being with for the past year and a half. He’s funny, sweet, and cute. His eyes are light blue and he’s somewhat tall. Van has freckles scattered on his face and on some other parts of his body. Van’s my favorite person and I love him very much.
2. He’s also going to college soon and will probably find a new girlfriend, so if you get to be with him you are really lucky. Please take good care of him and love him. Whoever gets to be Van’s girlfriend in a year from now, please just love him more than you’ve loved anything else in your life. He deserves it.
2. He’s also going to college soon and will probably find a new girlfriend, so if you get to be with him you are really lucky. Please take good care of him and love him. Whoever gets to be Van’s girlfriend in a year from now, please just love him more than you’ve loved anything else in your life. He deserves it.
1. Me: “Van Z is the best boyfriend I’ve ever had!”
2. College girls: “Have you seen Van Z? He’s so handsome, I’m going to date him!”
2. College girls: “Have you seen Van Z? He’s so handsome, I’m going to date him!”
by SnowFreckles December 21, 2022

Eddy Z loves saying a naughty word that begins with n. He likes talking about bunda. He brings binoculars to the swim club to observe LEC. His Home Screen is David being naughty. His favorite elements on the periodic table are nickel and ger. He failed NNN on the first day at approximately 12:01 AM
by SchauchRodd February 11, 2023

when you are so exremely bored in school or at home so you decide to do the qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm but with spaces
"im so bored so i decide to type q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m instead of qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm"
by coolmanguy543 September 21, 2022

by SHUI Z December 19, 2020

The absolute last friend that a guy contacts in order to entertain the friends of a girl who he is trying to bang.
None of my reliable wing men were available for the weekend, so I had to settle for my Z-Brah to help me seal the deal.
by Arnie Grape September 10, 2022

Excuse me? Do you know if the bus is running late?
*Gen Z Stare*
Welcome to Chili's! How many are in your party?
*Gen Z Stare*
*Gen Z Stare*
Welcome to Chili's! How many are in your party?
*Gen Z Stare*
by KattD July 11, 2025

by Z.2 October 13, 2019
