Awkward Llama-tree

Taking the essence of the "Awkward Llama" and the "Awkward Palm Tree" to create a symbol of utmost awkwardness.

The Awkward Llama-tree is formed by taking both hands and creating two "Awkward Llama" poses, and then taking these and following the "Awkward Palm Tree" formula, substituting these llamas for the "limp-wristed hands".

Jackie: "Oh hey, guess what boys!"

Man 1: "You had sex with random men?"

Jackie: "Nope! Guess again!"

Man 2: "You're a whore?"

Jackie: "Haha, true, but not what I was thinking!"

Man 3: "You gained self-respect for yourself, and decided to join a feminist group?"

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*Awkward Llama-tree is performed*

by Sniper076 April 6, 2009

Pear Tree Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a Christmastime burger that's served with sliced pears

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Pear Tree Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Jamaican Christmas Tree

Instead of a regular Christmas tree, a Jamaican Christmas Tree is actually a marijuana plant.

Dude, you've got the biggest Jamaican Christmas Tree I've ever seen!

by Laingbang December 15, 2012

African Tree Hockey

Another word for basketball

On the drive back home I done seen a flock of niggers playin a game of african tree hockey!

by GrandWizardGary September 9, 2021

Shady Palm Tree

An adjective used to describe something or someone that is particularly shady, creepy, etc. Students in Southern California and particularly at San Dieguito Academy often use this word.

Courtney: Who's that person lurking behind the bathrooms?
McKenna: I don't know! He's really shady palm tree!

by IchiNiSan October 31, 2009

Shaking the Coconut Tree

To relieve rage/tension, an individual may find a coconut tree and shake it to release the fruit. In cases where the climate does not allow for natural coconuts, the individual may choose to find the nearest fruit-bearing tree and shake that instead.

Loc became so mad after hearing the bad news that he broke into my yard and shook all the peaches off of my peach tree, the look of rage dissipated from his face as he finished "shaking the coconut tree"

by docdopp October 19, 2011

Shade Tree

A motion you do when someone is SO unbelievably shady, that all you can do is put your arms over your head, like you're a shade tree. You must declare "Shade Tree" while shade tree-ing, so that the person understands how extremely shady they are.

"Dude you're such a shade tree" *Does shade tree motion*

by mojojojojo October 6, 2015