christmas cathlic

A Catholic that attends service one a year
As a Christmas Cathlic I am required to to be at the nativity service
by James A Gillies November 20, 2020
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christmas pregnant

Eating so much you feel fat(ter) and ashamed. Gluttony in its most pure form - specifically during the entire month of December, and trailing off sometime the end of January
Dude: "Are you hiding a whole turkey under that sweater?"
Me: "No, Dude, I'm just Christmas Pregnant. I think I ATE a whole turkey though..."
Dude: "oh.. well just don't eat so much you give birth all over the place. And leave me some Cheetos, bitch!"
Me: <Nom Nom Nom> "Whoever eats the last one.. Wins!"
by plywoodchicken December 21, 2017
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Christmas-zy

A made-up word by CodeKirby on Scratch that means that you change something so it looks more festive.
"Mommy! Look! I made this toilet paper christmas-zy!"
by -BlueKirby- December 18, 2019
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Christmas Coochie

When a woman wears leggings and sweat pants for the cold months of the year, leaving her with a sweaty, smelly Christmas Coochie. (Because December is in the middle of the cold season.) This is the time of year when most women leave their sweet bush to grow free and sweat as it pleases.
"Dude, did you hear that girl at the party had a Christmas Coochie? It was rank!"
by CrackIsWackYo October 22, 2019
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New Christmas

A departure from tradition; simpler and more casual
"You don't have to get dressed up and make a five course meal. It's New Christmas... we're ordering in and eating in our PJ's!"
by Ms.Grizzace January 01, 2022
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Christmas af

The feeling of absolute love for Christmas

Christmas x-mas
Person 1: Yo! I like that reindeer sweater
Person 2: Thanks mane you know your boy Christmas af!
by EnchiladaDude December 03, 2015
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Preston's Christmas Party

Preston is the coolest guy ever. He hosts a Christmas party once every year where beings from all across time and space. Preston's Christmas Party can refer to the actual party itself, or it can refer to a bunch of people that shouldn't be in one place hanging out together.
I went to the bar and it was a Preston's Christmas Party.
by EESDSESESERDT April 07, 2022
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