Real Estate Agent

A woman who negotiates the "sale" of some "private property." In other words, a prostitute.

Hey, I was just looking for a "Real Estate Agent" in the phonebook.

by Wallydon January 6, 2010

Real Jager Bomb

A Real Jager Bomb is a shot of Jager dropped into a cup off beer, sometimes confused with pussy Jager bombs where people drop Jager into Red Bull.

I drank a "Real Jager Bomb" yesterday by dropping a shot of Jager into beer and all the pooseys dropped their Yager into Red Bull and grew vaginas.

by Ben Franklin Graeff May 25, 2011

Na Fo Real

No way Are you Kidding

Lil'Jon:I just got ma damn car so crunk itz a fly hoopied.
Katrina:Na Fo Real
Lil'Jon:Fo Real

by Blake May 13, 2005

Real Salt Lake

A Major League Soccer club based in the Salt Lake City suburb of Sandy, Utah. Nicknamed "RSL", the club at first got a lot of criticism because they were very bad and had an un-American name. However, it dwindled down after the won the Cup title in 2009 and excelled in the CONCACAF Champions League.

Colorado Rapids Fan: We won the MLS Cup '10!!!

Real Salt Lake: Psh, took you 15 years! Took us only five!

by jonnigga November 30, 2010

is he even real

A term used to describe a person of NPC behaviour.

NPC : speaks*
Normal person : “Is he even real?”

by Erton January 24, 2023

Real Dude Hours

real nigga hours for white dudes who are too pussy to say nigga.

Jamal: Hey, Peter, what time is it?!

Peter: Uhhh...
Jamal: Reallll...
Peter: Real Dude hours??
Jamal: White ass bitch-boy. Good for you.

by imgoingtokillmyself June 24, 2016

The real white man

A fictional fantasy race of highly advanced humans who live in a subterranean nation. They have skin and hair as white as snow and are the actual white men and have shiny blue eyes. They invade the surface world for domination and call the white people as "Pink Skins" or "Pinkies" and hate them more than any other race because they credit themselves as "White" despite being actually pink. They have alien level technology and seek to enslave all other humans living in the surface world.

NYC faced the invasion of The real white man emerging from the surface world. Also other major cities in the world is facing invasion from these subterranean people at the same time.

by Kotarojujo069 November 25, 2022