Spanish Small Dick

When you have sexual intercourse with a quadriplegic Spanish homosexual with a small dick.

I dun’ hit the goddamn Spanish Small Dick last night, oh my days.

by martinonelk22 March 19, 2024

Small Penis Day

The day where men with minuscule penises are born. March 11th

Look friends it’s small penis day! (March 11th)

by SebastianP March 25, 2024

Small Penis Day

Celebration of men with minuscule penises. March 11th

Look my friends it’s small penis day! (March 11th)

by SebastianP March 25, 2024

Small-dickedly

When someone absolutely needs to feel superior to you so they wait like a trapdoor spider to attack your first instance of being wrong, then they give you a cheeky glance before running off.

My conversation with Terence was going well until he small-dickedly ran off after I was wrong once in the 30 minutes we spoke.

by Psychadelicious June 23, 2021

The Small Potato Clause

In the case of Women v. Humor, the Small Potato Clause uses the trend is evidence in the argument that women are not funny.

Defendant: Your honor, women are funny.
Prosecutor: Objection! According to the Small Potato Clause, the courts have found women incapable of being funny.
Judge: O shit, he rite. Sit ur ass down.

by SkwidBoyTV June 30, 2021

Small

A short or tiny thing

"Your dick is small" or "You have a very small dog"

by ppee July 10, 2021

good small hours

A greeting or farewell said in the period between 12:00 AM (midnight) until 5:59 AM, known as postmidnight, wee hours, small hours, wee small hours, early hours, overnight, zero-dark-hundred, oh-dark-hundred, zero-dark-thirty or oh-dark-thirty.

Good small hours.

by Ñhy January 19, 2026