Robert

A man that is deeply depressed and sad. And has a strange interest in satanism and how women are property and loves Lil peep

My name is Robert

by Y not 👌😂 November 25, 2018

Robert

Someone who is unable to control their bowel movements in videogame stores.

Damn, I just made a wicked Robert; I'll have to pre-order that game later.

by Epicforniteboy December 2, 2018

Robert

Robert is a asshole who likes to make out with alote of girls so he's a cheater he only thinks of hiself and will never take a girl any place

Robert is a lowsy scumbag, that likes to Controll peoples lives

by Mrs.nice January 2, 2019

Robert

Ugly ass, 6ix9ine looking ass, big nose, ugly face, weird stance, small dick, long arms, small chin, big mouth, smelly hair, ugly voice, nice eyes.

Friend 1: you look like Robert today...
Friend 2: why do you have to be so suss

by BigDaddyDikk January 4, 2019

Robert

Robert is a relatively nice person to strangers, but if you know him well enough and you are friends with him he will roast the ever-living shit out of you to the point where you have a mental breakdown. He will be funny and athletic, but this is drowned by the fact that he will use everything against you, so don't tell him any secrets or else.

"hey look at that douche-bag"
"ah must be a Robert."

by sama24681013579 February 16, 2019

Robert

A dad that beats their kids

Wow who is that he beats his kids
Person: oh that’s Robert

by jamesdelavega February 20, 2019

Robert

He is an ugly little brat not very popular, thinks he is all that and a bag of chip when he’s not hurts you no matter what verbally,meantly,and physically NEVER APPROACH ONE OF THEM

Robert is an demon

by Cookiedestryer February 23, 2019