pre-stalk

The crazy ass shit you do before a date. You somehow become some IT genius from every bad movie ever and you figure everything out about the other person. Including but not limited to accidentally liking a photo from there prepubescent days.

I was ready to go on a date with Reece but I freaked out because I couldn't find him on social media anywhere, worst pre-stalk ever!

by Slaymedaddy July 12, 2017

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pre nude

when you send a picture of yourself in a bra / underwear

my girl be sendin me pre nudes

by littttttty July 14, 2016

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Pre-ker

This is a newer slang to refer to a child who has failed one of the years in preschool.

Teacher : sorry to say this but your daughter is a pre-ker
Dad : again she's seven how many more times!
Teacher : she has failed the fourth time I would have rolled into a different School or homeschool her

by 459395 February 12, 2022

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Pre-blowing

The act of visualizing what you are about to blow.

Person 1: Dude, Carl looks constipated.

Person 2: Nah, bro. He is pre-blowing the 100 balloons we need for the party tonight.

by zach"Icantbehere" May 04, 2011

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Pre-mocks nobrain

A serious mental condition, when IB students seem to lose all sense of the world around them. Can occur at any time before mock examinations and can last for looong periods. Also includes hysterical laughing or sudden sobbing.

"What are those students laughing at"
"They are laughing at a picture of Lenin holding Stalin as Virgin Mary does Jesus."
"...Why exactly?"
"I dunno. Probably pre-mocks nobrain."

by Ayolandelena February 01, 2021

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