Bitch piss

A bitch piss is when you have the urgent sensation to urinate and when you finally do, only a small amount of urine is released.

Dude I was in an important meeting that I could not leave, when it was over I rushed to the restroom and only took a bitch piss.

by XepicnoobX December 8, 2016

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False Piss

When you enter a bathroom to use the mirror to check yourself out only to find someone is using it. You then attemp to pee even if you dont really have to so that the person at the mirror doesnt thing that the only reason you walked into the bathroom is to fix your hair only to be further embarrassed by the sound of a leaking faucet coming from your penis

Guy 1- "What took you so long in the bathroom"
Guy 2- "Dude I walked into the bathroom to fix my hair but the mirror was already taken so I had to take a False Piss."
Guy 1- "awe man thats the worst"
Guy 2- " yea that guy at the mirror looked at me funny when he heard the sound of 3 drops of pee falling. Awkward....."

by Roli720 November 7, 2013

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space piss

when your peeing and it goes upwards, splashing on you like some harry potter shit.

Bill: Hey, why does my pee go upwards?
Doctor: space piss.

by Mr. Hornet May 14, 2019

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The Church of Piss

The church in which those who sit around it are mesmerized and are turned in to a transcended form. It is stated that those who come to the church every Tuesday instead of eating tacos are rewarded with a cup of piss in there hand within a chalice. Those who receive it may drink from the chalice and they may see a blessed video of the legend himself known as sodahead 13.

"What are you doing today?"
"I'm going to the church and try and get some piss."
"Oh, the Church of Piss!"

by haha pee pee uh oh stinky poo September 30, 2019

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