peanut vendor

A male stripper with a very small penis that resembles a peanut. Much like another testical.

He pulled down his pants and he was a total peanut vendor, that thing looked like a third ball.

by Lavender punch box August 28, 2020

Peanut butter cup cock

when you slap your dick onto a melted reeces peanut butter cup to cover your dick in peanut butter and chocolate

My girl only likes oral sex with a Peanut butter cup cock

by Guacomole Wigga Penis November 11, 2019

Making peanut butter

Gay sex between 2 men. Usually after a bowel movement. (Because of the residue formed on the shaft of the pennis)
Can also be between 2 women while using sex toy.

Chris had relations with Tom after he took a dump without a shower. They are making peanut butter.

by sputsoreal April 20, 2025

Peanut butter carpet

To describe someones thick arse hair.

If you imagine trying to wipe peanut butter out of carpet with a paper towel.

My arse hair is like a peanut butter carpet

by Banditheeler July 29, 2022

Peanut Butter Nutter

A person who's cum is very thick and heavy

Girl 1: Did you spit or swallow last night?

Girl 2: I spit, he was a peanut butter nutter!

Girl 1: OMG! Hahaha

by Mdad September 18, 2016

peanutized

To have been violated by a single or multiple peanuts in a sexual manner

Dude, that flight attendant totally peanutized me in the bathroom. I still haven't found that last peanut yet.

by Dominazn November 6, 2015

peanut pickle

Putting peanut butter on the erection and having intercourse with another person

I peanut pickled the fuck out of that girl.

by schlooop22 June 10, 2015