octopus fucking a bag pipe

A term used by professional divers (see monkey fucking a football) to describe a particular person or organizations discombobulated attempt to complete a task. (Note the diver has air hoses and is underwater)

Holy shit! You’re so tangled in your own lines and hoses you look like an octopus fucking a bag pipe.

by Cubs4388 October 30, 2020

pipe maker

Another word for asshole

She's such a pipe maker

by sagis March 28, 2017

pumping the pipes

Smoking a fat blunt

We were outside during the party pumping the pipes.

by Nykimeow July 21, 2021

earliest pipe

Morning wood, hard erection in the morning, very common with birds

Yo dude, did you see that birds earliest pipe.

by Plumber Mario February 13, 2018

pipe tobacco

any mixture of e-juice fluid containing various things to add flavour

leave me alone its just pipe tobacco

by Cody5050 January 27, 2021

loose pipes

Prone to infidelity and/or promiscuous behavior

That bitch has loose pipes, she'll do anything for a nickel.

by factsrtrue March 24, 2016

Pipe Type

A girl You ah hit

Awe Yea You mah Pipe Type Fashoo

by HeBD October 5, 2019