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Phantom Period

Phantom Periods are typically defined as period pain that comes and goes in a vague manner. You will find yourself on the toilet hunched over in pain, only to realize the pain isn't really THAT bad, or even worse, that there wasn't any pain in the first place. This type of pain cannot be conveyed properly in speech.
Me: I'm having a Phantom Period.
Period Normie: what's that?
Me: When you're on your period and it hurts but it also doesn't.
Period Normie: da fuk
by is It Stupid? A.) No B.)N January 15, 2022
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Zach Period

When women look at a male so attractive and hot, they start getting so wet that their vagina starts leaking and they are lead to believe their period has arrived early.
"The woman noticed a Zach Period had came in to effect after she looked at the wildly attractive man"
"You could say I give girls the Zach Period"
by pussy slayer 4eva January 21, 2022
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6th period

the 6th period is the worst
by bonkbutnotincursiv February 22, 2022
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Man Period

when a man wipes so hard he starts to bleed
I gotta wash my underwear again im on my man period
by kinglemur May 8, 2022
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Ass Period

When you get fucked so hard in the ass that blood comes out afterwords
“He gave me an ass period after anal
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davetraps..periodpad

davetraps..periodpad is a very gay tiktoker
davetraps..periodpad
by floorapplejuice May 25, 2022
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Shotgun period

When you blow or get blown by someone using a shotgun and there is a lot of blood and guts.
When I blasted this guy off with a shotgun, he had a shotgun period.
by Fartfantehsecond June 9, 2022
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