brewing the dark ale

when you have frequent, rancid farts. A fortelling action that your ass will soon explode with dark liquid or ale.

M- "EW what is that rancid smell?"
D- "sorry dude,im brewing the dark ale"
M- "so the rickards red is almost ready?"
D- "you bet, want a glass?"

by D-block & Maddigs March 9, 2007

Dark All-Knighter

Pulling a "Dark All-Knighter" is when you go to see the premiere of the new Batman movie, The Dark Knight, on Friday morning at 12:01 A.M. or 3:30 A.M. and then stay up all night to go to work that Friday morning.

Yo dude, I went to see premiere of the new Batman movie last night at 12:01 A.M. then had to be in at work this morning at 8 so I pulled a Dark All-Knighter.

by LADAWRXSTi August 10, 2008

morning after dark

when a man who is not yet 18 fucks a 18 year old girl and it is lasted for the longest time and in the morning he feels sooooooo good and happy

That morning after dark with your mom last night sure lasted a long time, but it was fun.

by crackalackajacka1700 February 4, 2010

dark side

Where the Real big thread exists
....titled MARSH

Can you believe what Yummyevie and QT are saying in the Marsh thread? I thought they were her friends!

by STEVO47 June 25, 2004

the dark knight rises

A great slang term for a black mans next erection

As I woke up my girlfriend said i see the dark knight rises. As I had morning wood.

by Rlaba December 8, 2013

dark reaver

Idiotic Person; No Clue about what he talks about.

That kid, Dark Reaver, should have his knee caps blown off.

by JonnyBoy August 9, 2003

Dark Ages

A stage that can occur in both males and females and is usually caused by obsession of a sexual partner or local "tools". For males, symptoms include tool fashion statements which including the wearing of timberland boots and collared shorts daily, especially with fruity colors and retreating to hoes rather than bros. For females, the most common symptom is the obsession of a sexual partner that is usually an upperclassman high schooler that everyone hates so he retreats to freshman girls and other symptoms are uploading excessive whorish pictures to facebook. People in the dark age are referred to as dark agers, dark vaders, tools, gumby flames, or gumbys.

Person 1: Should we invite Nate over?

Person 2: Naaaa he's in the Dark Ages!

by Mr. Groller October 29, 2011