mexican dung

poop in backyard of most mexican houses ( casa )

governator is trying to figure out how to push mexican dung back south of the boarder and still remain governator!

by itichie_nocanpo June 23, 2006

Mexican Milkshake

A Mexican Milkshake is when you blow your load in a woman's anus and then stick a straw in her butthole and drink the sweet nectar inside.

Juan was thirsty, but his girlfriend quenched his thirst with a Mexican Milkshake.

by The Loge August 3, 2006

Mexican shower

(n) To apply liberal amounts of deodorant and/or perfume to mask body odor when actually showering is impossible, undesirable or too time consuming.
See Italian shower.

"Just take a Mexican shower and come over, we're running late."

I've taken many a Mexican shower during international flights- 9 hours on a plane, stanky!

by 83 July 7, 2006

mexican headlock

This is more commonly known in the Sex Party & Pornography scene as a Cox Knot. Cox Knots Rule!!

"At the party last night, Adam had Rebecca in a mexican headlock on the sofa for like 8 minutes! It was killer!"

"Do you mean a Cox Knot?".

"Yeah"

"Nice One! She'll be shitting cum for a week!"

"Yeah"

by rambot January 12, 2009

Mexican Mudslide

The Mexican Mudslide Is Where One Person is Doing Missionary and you shove a whole as fucking burrito in her mouth while putting beans in her ass and continues to shit them out into your mouth.

John; YO KYLE I DID A MEXICAN MUDSLIDE YESTERDAY
Kyle; Cool

by Shit Handle Germlin stick December 16, 2019

Mexican Football

2 teams of 5 Mexican construction workers each, taking turns punting a chihuahua over the border fence.

"You gonna watch the Super Bowl?"
"Man, I prefer Mexican Football."

by dethtoll January 11, 2009

mexican handjob

When a woman wraps your wang in a burrito or soft shell taco and procedes to jerk you insanely until you spooge into a crunchy chicken chalupa.

Ernesto: Yo, that whack bitch wouldn't give me a mexican handjob so I gave her a mexican avalanche.

Umberto: Fuck that shit homie, you still work at Taco Bell?

Ernesto: Nah bitch, I got fired for shooting my jizz load in the sour cream!

Umberto: Playa you trippin!

by Cant Blame the Wang August 15, 2006