Matthew

an NPC.

wow look at that matthew!

by LunaDoesntExist November 10, 2022

Matthew

The coolest man you’ll ever meet.

Person 1: who’s that over there?
Person 2: that’s a Matthew
Person 3: yeah
Matthew: I’m a hurricane

by anonymous July 28, 2021

Matthew

Matthew is a sexy cute boy, his nickname is Matty, great name to scream! He has an ass of a goddess, an absolute cutie pie!

Matthew looks so cute today!

by TinyBobRoss January 27, 2023

Matthew

Matthew Has the biggest penis in the world at a wopping 24 inches and is lightskin and 15 foot 11 and has a bunch of slaves

Matthew had sex with 40 people

by Glorz March 18, 2021

Matthew

A short asian furry/weeb who no one likes

matthew is going to an anime-furry convention

by athaz13 November 5, 2020

Matthew

Matthew is the most gay person in the universe, who is obsessed with basketball.

Haha look at that Matthew over there, he’s so gay!!!

by Poopyman1233 February 13, 2022

Matthew

A most likely white male that spends his time watching dirtbike porn.
Also has a truck that cost more than his house

Damn... you gotta be cool if your names matthew... I mean the watches dirtBIKE PORN!!!

by Namematthew March 8, 2017