haulin' a log

This pertains to someone with a penis. You can haul a log down the street, haul a log in class (if you happen to get an NRB). Mainly, anytime you are rocking a boner. Log meaning wood, haulin' meaning carrying. Thus, haulin' a log. Carrying a boner. This applies to transvestites, as some may have a penis now.

I can't stand up right now. I'm haulin' a log.

or
I bumped into Carol as I was haulin' a log. She seemed to enjoy it.
or
Rick was haulin' a log this morning when he walked downstairs to get breakfast, which shocked mom. and ruined everyone's morning.

by vineyardgecko October 21, 2015

Logging

The act of cutting your log in half with a heavy stream of urine after taking a poo and before wiping.

Man#1: Dude, you were in the bathroom for a minute. You ok?

Man#2: Yeah, I'm, I was just logging a couple of turds.

by Huge hammer69 April 17, 2024

logging ‘em

When you crap your pants and you shake the log down your pant leg and fling it at someone

Soiled my pants in the Target dressing rooms, had to make a quick escape, now I’m logging ‘em

by Avery;) November 8, 2020

Kansas City Log Jammer

The act of using dirt as lube during anal sex. This can be used as a gay or straight term.

I could really go for a Kansas City Log Jammer right now.

by Ven-Tyler June 29, 2015

Loge Log

Also known as a Loger, Loge Log is defecation in a Urinal. The lesser known companion piece to the Upper Decker.

Keaney left a Loge Log that stunk so bad they had to close the whole second floor.

by sgt. roy batty April 26, 2023

chainsawing the log

Anal sex with a cockring and no lube.

He was "chainsawing the log" so hard I think my anus is bleeding.

by tarafyd November 30, 2013

🪵 Log emoji

Rafael Devers has hit a home run

Here's how you would use the 🪵 log emoji in a sentence:

Rafael Devers hits a home run

🪵🪵🪵🪵🪵🪵🪵🪵

by redsoxfan2004 March 31, 2025