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land here

by ya ayt November 26, 2022
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Land Jellyfish

"Check out those Land Jellyfish caught in the trees and fences." "Hey!, there's one caught in the wind flying above the 2nd floor!"
by Foxingham September 16, 2016
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flying land squid

A flying land squid is a mythological creature of epic preportions that travels in a pocket of pure oxygen giving it the apperence of "flying". it's origins are widely unknown but it is belived to be the work of two stoned highschool boys. One thing that can not be argued with is the sise of this fictionary giant, its tentical can be the length and thickness of up to three school busses! They have been known to, in an insane rage, tear the roof's off of schools devouring all in its path. Only one has ever been recorded and it is bealived to be imortal with no preditors or ways of killing it. These mamoths are so fierce and powerful that they are the only thing that legend CHUCK NORRIS is actualy afraid of.
"dude I was so baked last night i looked out of my window and i swear a flying land squid drifted by!"

"Dude no way! You to!"
by IWANTTOBELIVE January 8, 2010
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Landing Basht

The act of having a Basht and timing it to perfection as the plane hits the landing strip
James hid in the toilet on the plane back from Split so he could engage in a landing basht
by EricUncle7 June 19, 2022
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Trash landing

When your piloting a plane/helicopter and your dumbass crashes the plane.
Damn bro that pilot had a very trash landing
by Jackassjimmy November 16, 2020
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Precision Land Leveling

Jealous Weasel. Piss Ant. Scammer. Scumbag. A person who undermines honest hardworking people, that have excelled far beyond his capacity, to appease his inadequacy by providing misleading and dishonest information about his peers
Precision Land Leveling pretends he provides agricultural services when really he’s just a bonus fide landscaper.
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Goat Land

Ryan and his friends live here and its a land with the magical goats which is an amzing place
I wish I could live in Goat Land by the Goat Public
by Goatsssss January 15, 2019
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