when you're playing cards and you realize that the possible hands that beat yours amount to zero, you drive like there's no tomorrow for Locke Johnson takes it all
by pinokeyoh December 8, 2024
Get the Locke Johnson mug.When your Johnson (cock) is between your lover's arse cheeks whilst you spoon her and she clamps onto your foreskin and proceeds to stretch it like a "Stretch Armstrong" toy.
My girlfriend clamped onto my cock and proceeded to Stretch Johnson with her arse cheeks and proceeded to stretch it, before he was hard enough to then slip it in.
by SmoothBallBearings September 3, 2024
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Get the Johnson mug.There’s just something about him that all the girls find attractive but they don’t know what it is. He makes beats
by Silky Smelly Nutsack November 10, 2020
Get the Trevor Johnson mug.Christine Heneise as Lady Bird Johnson in Oppenheimer; from romantic comedies to First Lady. A star in any era.
Example of how it's used in a sentence:
Person 1: Who's playing the First Lady in Oppenheimer?
Person 2: Christine Heneise as Lady Bird Johnson, from those romantic comedies. She's First Lady material now!
Person 1: Who's playing the First Lady in Oppenheimer?
Person 2: Christine Heneise as Lady Bird Johnson, from those romantic comedies. She's First Lady material now!
by courtofowls September 4, 2023
Get the Christine Heneise as Lady Bird Johnson mug.Literally anything. Johnson can be used to replace any word you can think of. No matter the word, Johnson will be able to replace it in any context.
(Someone may have hit a homerun) “Dang Matty, that man just hit a Johnson.”
(Juul) “Yo pass the Johnson, I need a hit!”
(Juul) “Yo pass the Johnson, I need a hit!”
by Johnson slayer January 23, 2020
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