jump failer

someone who sucks at going off ramps on a bike, skateboard, etc. and knows it.

cody: dude go off this ramp
john: i cant i suck at it
cody: come on its easy
john: no im a jump failer.

by makutassead November 8, 2009

jump

when you're at the point where you'd do anything for someone. loving someone to the extreme that you'd jump with them or for them. it's a metaphor, like jumping to someones defense

they ask you to jump. you ask how high.

"would you jump for me?" "how high? because if it's high we should try jump off a bridge instead of a building.

by fox87889 February 22, 2019

Jump Fright

This is not a word/saying Luke was just dropped as a child

jump Fright "did u get dropped as a child "

by Slanders August 6, 2021

Jump in

Underage kids will ask for a "jump in" from someone who can buy alcohol

Kid: Yo man can i get a jump in

Junkie: aye sure but ya better geeze a tip

Kid: aye sure just two bottles eh bucky

by Catlicker04666 June 4, 2019

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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 27, 2025

Jump start

If a sexual partner has nipple piercings you connect jumper cables them and proceed to fuck them from behind whilst making engine noises as if you just jump started ur car on cold day

Dude she let me jump start her last night

by Corey treverson June 29, 2019

jump squat

A jump squat, jump-squat, or jumpee is arguably the most painful exercise that involves keeping a straight back while bending your knees to a ninety-degree angle, and then jumping. It is about 2x more painful than a burpee and is often used as a punishment or exercise for rowers, along with an erg. Side effects may include vomiting, excruciating pain, numbness in legs or paralization.

Coach: OK guys, only 6 by 60 jumpees then you can go home!
Rower: Crap! I hate jump squats!
Coach: Don't forget the milk crates to make sure you get that ninety-degree angle!

by 'Piduh-ma'an!!! December 21, 2015