Some people try to make the point that you only get so many second chances. Once you get past one second chance, you don't get any more second chances, you're already on your third chance.
Once you die, you stop at the second chance, the fourth chance, or the chance you were on, but you never get another second chance after you've had one second chance.
by Solid Mantis April 5, 2020

by ExeeloguiexE April 14, 2025

Grandparent's female second cousin.
by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

Second cousin's great-grandson.
by Gtopql November 23, 2019

Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents and five great-grandparents in common with other living beings.
irregular-triple-second-cousin.
by Simaduria July 26, 2024

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The first and second birthday (first to second) (2nd) (2)...
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The first and second birthday (first to second) (2nd) (2)...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 24, 2025

when a male wakes up in the middle of the night and pees in the dark using the sound of splashing water or the side of the bowl as a guide
If you're missing the bowl by less than five seconds, you're OK and don't have to worry about cleaning up after yourself
If you're missing the bowl by less than five seconds, you're OK and don't have to worry about cleaning up after yourself
by Ae5Ea8 October 2, 2016
