The Hail Mary Dynamite

What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.

Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now "The Hail Mary Dynamite".

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 10, 2025

A Hail Mary Dynamite

What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.

Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good, you are "A Hail Mary Dynamite".

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 10, 2025

An Hail Mary Dynamite

What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.

Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are An Hail Mary Dynamite.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 10, 2025

V-hairline

Some nigga that’s boutta bald with a receding hairline that looks just like the letter V

Bro Eli’s hairline is fucked up! He lowkey got a V-hairline.

by trevlwkcocked February 21, 2026

Receding hairline theory

Applicable to men online (usually bald with caps or evident receding hairlines, often featuring photos with them in mirrored sunglasses and inside vehicles) who post misogyny, violent threats, or any kind of verbal abuse whenever a woman says something they don't like (which could be as simple as "women shouldn't be raped" or "women shouldn't feel obligated to have sex with you just because you paid for dinner, because they are not hired sex workers")

(online article about woman being raped and murdered)

Some dude: okay but we don't know the WHOLE story, I'll take things that never happened for $500 Alex

Someone replying to him: looks like we have another case of receding hairline theory

by egg8 March 20, 2026

Brown Hail

When a person shits pellets on another person

"Yea Tommy let his brown hail loose on me last night"

by Ronnoc760 February 15, 2025

Mi Hairless Ben

(1) Hairless talking Ben.
(2) A religion in which you donate items daily.

Guy 1: "oh shit we forgot to donate to mi Hairless Ben"
Guy 2: "dang"

by Clovercantspell April 4, 2025