5 hour documentary

1. Those stupidly long documentaries that you can somehow watch through in one sitting

2. Also the opposite of 5 hour energy

Person 1: I’m planning to watch a 5 hour documentary after drinking a 5 hour energy

There’s no Person 2.

2024 7-16 5:11 p.m

Person 2 started watching a 5 hour documentary

7:23 p.m.

Person 2 was found sitting dead on his couch by Person 1

That’s why Person 1 drank a 5 hour energy.

5 hour documentaries can kill you

by Oiiiiiii July 17, 2024

real christmas hours

between 2:30 A.M. And 3:30 A.M. On Christmas Day.

Hey Donald it's real Christmas hours hitta!

by Rich the kid April 3, 2016

Penis hour

That time of night when all penises retract into the pelvis (most common at Don Cheadle’s house)

It’s penis hour

by Penis hour November 26, 2023

6th Hour Lull

When you've been Zooming with your friends for 6 hours and finally run out of things to talk about.

We hit that 6th hour lull and didn't know how to recover.

by Skulker December 27, 2020

Rush Hours

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses?

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Rush Hours

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

Sad to know you hour

When your friend takes the biggest L of their life

Your mom did take the L on you because her and your dad got divorced? That a sad to know you hour

by Darkquavis December 31, 2018

small hours

Period from 12:00 AM to 5:59 AM.

Small hours.

by Çyñywynny October 24, 2025