Goose

A shorter version of the saying “silly goose”. Describes a person who tends to be ridiculous, makes no sense when they talk and/or says absurb things.

Austin was such a goose. He thought that you placed cheese directly on the grill when making grilled cheese.

by Dictionary Critique March 6, 2019

goose taking off

The act of leaning far forward whilst sitting on the toilet to help ease out a particularly difficult/large stool

“Mate that was terrible, I’m all backed up, it was so bad I was leaning forward like a goose taking off trying to squeeze that one out”

by TheAntiDote2019 July 11, 2023

goose-neck

the suction of the dick between the vigina causing the dick to hilariously break needing treatment

Dude my girlfriend Accidentally gave me a goose-neck

by Lucky out August 9, 2016

Goose

A term used when you make a mistake that normally on geese are capable of.

Boss: Who gave out my personal phone number?
Employee: It was me sir I totally goosed it all up.

by TrainingPlank June 24, 2022

Goose

Hjonk

Person 1: dude you see that goose over there
Person 2: yeah
Goose: HJONK

by Dovekinz March 30, 2020

flappin the goose

trying something out or testing something. Another saying for "testing the waters".

I am flappin the goose with this new job I have.

by PizzaNiffin June 21, 2011

Goose Call

When a female is giving a blowjob to a male and the male spanks the female so hard while she deep throating him, the female produces a "honking" sound due to a high pitched gasp and the penis down her throat. (Typically done in a "69" position)

Dude i totally got B with the ole goose call last night. She was honking while sucking my off so loud.

by Urbandezz August 25, 2018