Glasses-Off

When checking out a chick that’s too fine that you have to take your glasses off when looking at her to do a double take.

Damn look at the girl she’s a glasses-off
Oh shit let me look *takes glasses off*

by hellllllloooooooos March 1, 2020

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Girl with the glass jaw

The girl that sees a female from history and decides the person is everything she wants to be, though its not who she was growing up, and therefore not who she is.

The girl with the glass jaw talked a lot of shit based on who she wanted to be in life, and it also took attention off some of what she was doing with her spare time.

by Solid Mantis October 21, 2019

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1. The place where you are expected to believe as many as six impossible things before breakfast. According to the White Queen, it takes practice.
2. An alternative reality.
3. A safe space where people can stop clutching their pearls.

Alice entered Looking Glass Land through a mirror over the fireplace. There, she met the White Queen.
"I can't believe that!" said Alice.
"Can't you?" the Queen said in a pitying tone. "Try again: draw a long breath, and shut your eyes."
Alice laughed. "There's no use trying," she said: "one can't believe impossible things."
"I daresay you haven't had much practice," said the Queen.

Looking Glass Land operates on alt-facts; only dedicated conspiracy theorists live there.
Widespread in-person voter fraud happens only in Looking Glass Land.
Alex Jones dispatches "news" from Looking Glass Land.
Watching Tucker Carlson is like visiting Looking Glass Land.

by beingwhereiam November 4, 2022

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