Fruit Rollup Gusher

When two men connect their erections with a fruit rollup, when they are finished they twist the ends to make a Fruit Rollup Gusher.

After they came, Billy ate the Fruit Rollup Gusher.

by Billy Slanger September 07, 2023

Fruit Rollup Gusher

Two men dock - connect the ends of their erect penises - with a fruit rollup, when they are finished they twist each end to make a gusher.

After they came, Billy ate the fruit rollup gusher.

by Billy Slanger September 07, 2023

there are too many melons in my fruit bowl

something you shout when there is in fact too many melons in my fruit bowl

*gets handed a fruit bowl* THERE ARE TOO MANY MELONS IN MY FRUIT BOWL I WANT BETTER FRUIT I DEMAND BETTER FRUIT

by aphmaufan October 03, 2023

Fruit Slut

Someone who is a slut for fruit.

He always wants to eat fruit, he’s such a fruit slut.

by Lucky-13 July 11, 2023

Beer Fruit

A person who is gay about beer and has to add the likes of said beer to a forum while ignoring their friends company.for 5 minutes

Oh look Nhuk tried a new beer and now he has to go post it in Untappd, what a beer fruit.

by Rayflorestx75 January 26, 2017

Fruit The Loop

When a spunks all over a girl's all and creates a white ring of death (similar to the xbox red ring of death) that must then be cleaned, licked off or removed by a Henry hoover.

This can result in: Rashes, Divorce, Aids etc, any STD really. Depends who last shoved the vacuum up their private parts.

Bruce: Hey man i totally fruited my girls loop last night
Simp: Yo man, not cool, she deserves respect! Not a cheap Fruit The Loop
Bruce: But that shit was lit yo, never felt like such a Bob Ross with my splooge

by buttern1ps January 14, 2020

cum fruit

The act of a woman releasing her creamy fluid* from vagina and rolling it up into balls to put in a display bowl at a party to eat.

*mix of semen and female ejaculation

Oh my gosh gweny your cum fruit is delish I could eat the while bowl! What did you do to make it?; no don't tell me... you used jello?!

by Quote handler February 16, 2022