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Evan

IS THE RUDEST, ANGRIEST, MOST DISRESPECTFUL PIG THAT LOOKS LIKE AN AMARADILLO WRAPPED IN PIG GUTS THAT IS SO LONELY EVEN THE HOMELESS ON YHE STREET DONT WANNA TALK TO HIM. SAYS THAT GIRLS AND WOMEN ARE UGLY
“He is such an evan

“Why”
“He disrespects women
by Lana dady October 3, 2022
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Evan Bxrici

Evan Bxrici is the name of a man with a huge ego but good hosting abilitys. He occasionally be stupid but he don't no fucks. Also, he says amoguptheasspoundedpeepeetoucherassite a lot.
Oh its a Evan Bxrici, hes gonna be a personality.
by coolMaxdog123 June 21, 2021
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Evans

Evans's are highly intelligent, most loyal and selfless of friends, loves sports, and is lowkey funny. Evans's are nervous around girls, have a hard time communicating with them, and usually just chill with the boys. Evans's love to argue with others and will always say they are right even though they know good and well they are wrong. Evans's are HIGHKEY sus and enjoy group showers and sleeping with the boys, but no homo. Evan's also talk to really high pitches and in a weird voice to their parents.
Homie 1: Bro, why won't you go talk to that hottie over there.
Homie 2: Dude, it is just awkward.
Homie 1: Bro! Quit being an Evans.
by sexycountryboy November 6, 2020
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Rion Evans

Good man, athlete, in love with lily.
by asdfnjb 33 November 28, 2017
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Evan

A guy who likes to think he is control of things especially when he likes someone. He tends to be possessive and jealous over what he believe is his girl.

He does not know how to control his anger or mood swings because he often upset with something going wrong in his life and it usually involves a female.
Don't worry about him, he is just Evan. He is harmless for the most part. Just be careful what you may do, you could regret it later on possible or not.
by the apparent Evan's love September 24, 2025
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Evan

The best girlfriend you could have, she's nice and funny. She'll always be there for you
Evan is the best
by anonymous March 18, 2022
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jenny evans

Is a hoe who sleeps 14 times with 7 different guys times in 6 months. She is so desperate that she goes for older pedophile 19 year olds. She is a thief that will give you autism if you look at her.
by Jenny evans July 23, 2019
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