When he’s got those big bald balls fresh outta some dirty asshole then shoves them into some ole grill cheese pussy and jerks off on her titties. After it’s all done he toilet waters his dirty balls, fresh and ready for the next dirty hole.
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Get the evan peters mug.An Evan is a rare find in my opion you never know how much you need one before you meet them. They're goofballs there sweet and funny occasionaly they get mad or annoyed easily which could push people away but some people stay Evans can be ruff around the edges but once you give them time they'll start opening up and thats when you'll see the nicer side. sour but sweet.
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Get the Evan Lynch mug.The Roblox Officially's officially unofficial furry known as "Hex". Will deny it mid-fursuit. Known nicknames: “Evan’s boywife”, “my dick sucker”, “the twink menace” and “the HSR RNG curse made flesh”. Half twink, half fox, full-time degenerate. Will unironically say “rawr” and think that counts as flirting. Lives in Evan's DMs and the bottom of the leaderboard
Known for rage-typing in lowercase, sending 😭 mid-breakdown, and calling you a slur before cuddling you. Plays like a bottom, fights like a bitch, and types like he hasn't slept in 36 hours. Hasn't touched grass since 2021 and won't unless Evan holds his hand.
Hex will pull a 3-star and cry about it like his cat died. Then go back to kissing Evan mid-boss fight while screaming “I’m SUPPORT!!” as the rest of the team dies.
Fun Fact: Has a PhD in being a little meow meow.
Known for rage-typing in lowercase, sending 😭 mid-breakdown, and calling you a slur before cuddling you. Plays like a bottom, fights like a bitch, and types like he hasn't slept in 36 hours. Hasn't touched grass since 2021 and won't unless Evan holds his hand.
Hex will pull a 3-star and cry about it like his cat died. Then go back to kissing Evan mid-boss fight while screaming “I’m SUPPORT!!” as the rest of the team dies.
Fun Fact: Has a PhD in being a little meow meow.
boykisser1: "Bro why is the boss still alive?"
boykisser2: "Evan's Boywife stopped attacking to kiss Evan mid-fight."
boykisser1: "Classic Evan's Boywife shit. Literal boykisser. Priorities: 1. Evan. 2. Suicide. 3. HSR pulls."
boykisser2: "Evan's Boywife stopped attacking to kiss Evan mid-fight."
boykisser1: "Classic Evan's Boywife shit. Literal boykisser. Priorities: 1. Evan. 2. Suicide. 3. HSR pulls."
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