you should see an ear doctor

Sarcastic reply to use when someone is being oblivious to something you just mentioned

Friend: So what're you doing this Saturday?
You: I'm spending the weekend at my girlfriend's house.
Friend: Cool, so you wanna come over? Like, on Saturday?
You: *You should see an ear doctor*. What the fuck do you think I just said???

by I hv no idea what I'm doing December 19, 2022

ear cleaner

its when you fuck someone in the ear till its squeaky clean and polish it with your cum

jeez man i did the ear cleaner on my girl last night she will hear me now

by fagol 69696969696 December 10, 2018

rough ears

Cchr1s has them.

Cchr1s has rough ears.

by Iplaydatrumpetjones October 11, 2020

Big Ears

The nickname of a friend who has ears big enough to fly him from Boston to New York

Friend: "Hey look, its Kyle Chase!!"
Another Friend: "Yeah, more like Big Ears

by dickbook May 27, 2017

ears

the organ that is used to hear bitching

i like my ears

by meads mill is trash March 14, 2019

ear omelette

When one cums in the ear and folds over the flap

She forgot to make me breakfast so I gave her an ear omelette

by mikerowcock October 20, 2023

Butt ear

It is what happens to you ear when you pick up a Butt Dial before the inadvertent caller quickly hangs up as you are listening.

Jimmy gave me a case of Butt Ear when his phone kept butt dialing me on his walk.

by JOC3NJ December 18, 2022