drink yourself sideways

Drinking so much alcohol that you can no longer stand properly and are stumbling and leaning to the side like a zombie. You couldn’t hide this level of intoxication if you tried, and it’s only a matter of time before you fall over and hurt yourself.

1. “I really want you to come to this party, but please don’t drink yourself sideways this time.”

2. Eddie drank himself sideways last Tuesday and didn’t realize the cashier denied the sale for more beer. He just stood there.

by Dr. Sigh October 19, 2023

Drinking with Your Pinky Up

Someone who is too high minded and sididdy that they think there Royalty or something like that.

DAVID: BITCH, THIS IS MY HOUSE AND YOU KNOW IT!!
KATHERINE: WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE COMING AROUND HERE TALKING TO ME LIKE THAT. YOU MUST BE DRINKING WITH YOUR PINKY UP. GET YOUR HEAD OUT THE CLOUDS, DAVID.

(Enters in next door neighbor)
Jared: Could ya'll keep it down or close the door . We're having a study group next door. Oh, and ya'll are in a library.

by Thatfatgirl1985. November 28, 2017

Drinked

When you’ve had a few, but you’re having a few more. The future tense of drunk.

I’m drunk (I have had a few and I’m done)
I’m Drinked (I’ve had a few, but I’m planning on having a few more).

by Drinked March 23, 2025

Zesty drink

Jeremy Clarkson's preferred soft drink. Usually either a Diet Coke or a San Pellegrino canned citrus drink.

I've got a cool box in the back of the Jeep full of zesty drinks.

by benebennus October 29, 2024

Round of drinks

Parlance used by serial entrepreneurs and wealthy individuals to suggest something expensive / contentions is inexpensive / non-contentious to them.

“We’ll just knock that building down, its a round of drinks”.

by GIP2017 May 3, 2018

Fat girl drink

A cocktail made with a lot of sugary ingredients which are often consumed by younger female bar patrons. Consumption of such cocktails will make one put on weight and have horrible hangovers. Examples include the Sweet Tart, Sex on the Beach, Fuzzy Navel and anything with Rum Chata.

You ordered a sweet tart? That’s a fat girl drink!

by Webdev1 December 27, 2022

Drink Thought Exclamation

A "eureka" moment but instead of exclaiming "eureka," you exclaim "mmm" because your mouth is full of water.

Two entrepreneurs (E) drinking:
E1: "We need a business idea."
E2: "Yeah, but what?"
E1: *Takes a drink and comes up with an idea* "Mmm!"
E2: "I know that sound! That's a drink thought exclamation!"

by Licensed_Nerd August 8, 2020