Smug douche

One of the douches from Charlottesville, VA. Usually a stuck up person you has decided their shit doesn't stink. Walks around with a stick up their ass complaining nothing.

Rick is one of those UVA smug douches

by Diggerman84 March 5, 2017

Douche Bag

When a Person loves themself too much and thinks they are the center of the Universe and everyones attention.

Guy being followed by a crowd of people he dosent know while he jokes about people he walks past.
Jake:"MAN!, Did you see Randy? HES LIKE A MAGNET OR SUMTHIN!!!
Joseph:"Man, What a Douche Bag."

by wo7z October 9, 2010

douche masochist

A douche masochist is an unusual douche who actually knows he's a douche but revels in the pummeling he takes because of his douchebag ways.

Sir Dick is a Douche Masochist because he knows he's a douche and goes out of his way to provoke getting shit on for it.

by speedshift September 17, 2014

Douche Kabob

A group of people stuck together in a situation, such as in a place of business, that are so douchey they repeatedly reaffirm their douchebaggery.

Robert and his staff are the biggest douche kabob I have ever met.

by BrewingKnurd April 9, 2020

douche ganoush

A socially deficient, morally reprehensible, or intellectually inferior person. The term implies a variety of negative qualities, specifically unwarranted arrogance and levels of inadequacy that exceed classification as a Douche, a Douchebag, a Douche Nozzle, or an Über-scrote.

The caller was such a douche ganoush.

by Therealrichardcranium June 3, 2017

Douche-Fit

The clothing style made famous by Jon Gosselin

Look at all those rhinestones!That's what I call a Douche-Fit!

by Karmaic Justice April 22, 2010

Poop Douche

A poop douche is slang for an enema. It's perfect because it is hilarious and grosses people out. So when you're in the store looking for an enema, just ask for a poop douche.

"I need to buy a poop douche because I am constipated."

by Poopdouchebish July 2, 2019