by It’sMopery February 22, 2021
Get the Dirty HA mug.The act of a man pouring gasoline on his cock then lighting it on fire, afterwards analy inserting it into his partner. Therefore creating an odor so incredibly putrid they both cum inside and out.
Guy 1: So how did your date go last night Jim?
Guy 2: Amazing! Marry and I did a Dirty Shams last night.
Guy 1: Luckky
Guy 2: Amazing! Marry and I did a Dirty Shams last night.
Guy 1: Luckky
by gigidygigidy69 April 16, 2021
Get the Dirty Shams mug.Man that guy over there he's so good at doing everything but he never wants to do anything what a dirty Micco.
by Yourmomsbigdady May 4, 2021
Get the dirty micco mug.the dirty thermos- the act of getting naked and stuffing one's butt hole with powdered hot chocolate mix and then farting it into someone's face.
by spankthatass December 7, 2012
Get the The Dirty Thermos mug.A sexual maneuver that simulates an insurgent kidnapping during climax.
When having sex doggy style, secretly slip a pillow case off a pillow. Then seconds before you blow you load, forcible enclose your partner's head inside the pillow case using both hands, and pulling the opening tight around their neck. Next pull their body up and towards your chest, arch your back, and finally, let your baby yogurt go, relax then fall asleep.
If this maneuver is executed during anal sex it is known as a "Rusty Insurgent"
When having sex doggy style, secretly slip a pillow case off a pillow. Then seconds before you blow you load, forcible enclose your partner's head inside the pillow case using both hands, and pulling the opening tight around their neck. Next pull their body up and towards your chest, arch your back, and finally, let your baby yogurt go, relax then fall asleep.
If this maneuver is executed during anal sex it is known as a "Rusty Insurgent"
Male Example: Yo I pulled off a "dirty insurgent" last night! Satin pillow cases work way better than the cotton ones.
Female Example: That guy I went home with from the pub pulled off a dirty insurgent on me last night. He's so dreamy!!!
Female Example: That guy I went home with from the pub pulled off a dirty insurgent on me last night. He's so dreamy!!!
by sandy_x December 13, 2012
Get the Dirty Insurgent mug.When you get a taxi ride to your destination but have no money to pay the fare, the said taxi driver then takes you round the back of the cab and makes you have sex with the exhaust pipe while he watches and jerks off.
Thus, excusing the no payment.
Also known as the Barnsley Fun Fair
Thus, excusing the no payment.
Also known as the Barnsley Fun Fair
'...her heart longed for John, the taxi driver with a heart of gold but she was married and knew that if David ever found out about her illicit affair he would leave her. She checked her wallet to pay him for his kind service and realised there was nothing in her purse, "fuck that for a game of arrows", John said unhappy at no payment, "get round the back and give me a dirty Sheffield, you filthy slag..." Julia nodded and marched to the back of the cab....
Exert from Barbara Cartland's - "A Lovers Touch"
Exert from Barbara Cartland's - "A Lovers Touch"
by Samuel Von Gotham August 23, 2012
Get the Dirty Sheffield mug.Girl 1: I'm thinking about heading to the Dirty Oak tonight
Girl 2: Me too! Word on the street is THEY"VE GOT BLACKLIGHTS!!
Girl 2: Me too! Word on the street is THEY"VE GOT BLACKLIGHTS!!
by Wastypants September 3, 2012
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