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vagina masturbation cup

So, a vagina masturbation cup is a cup with a cover that is shaped and feels like a pussy so you can, therefore, jack off into said cup without leaving a mess. Kind of like a bargain basement flesh light.
Honey! That is not my vagina masturbation cup! It belongs to SB!
by Purplenado March 10, 2023
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Human Spit Cup

The act of performing cunniligus while also having a dip or chaw in.
I had just popped in a lipper of Grizzly when she asked me to go down on her, so I gave her the human spit cup.
by B.R.N. August 28, 2022
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cup and saucer drama

A type of play popular in the 19th century which featured realistic domestic actions & situations set in upper class drawing rooms
Henrik Ibsen's Ghosts is often seen as a cup and saucer drama
by ReekyTexter May 14, 2022
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Cup Final Team

For many years the Irons of East London have failed miserably to live up to unrealistic expectations they've been set by their pikey caravan dwelling fans. Year after year of failure but still maintain they are bigger than their fiercest rivals Tottenham Hotspur despite having won nothing since 1980. These days the pikey nation only manage to raise their game against North London giants Tottenham Hotspur for 2 games a season...their fans jubilant at every positive result even celebrating draws like they've won the world cup at Wembley....it's just a shame they can't do it to the likes of Watford,Brighton and Newcastle who turn them over with ease. No matter how bad things are a result against their more illustrious North London rivals in N17 will essentially be "their season."Tottenham Hotspur... West Hams cup final team having reached 1 final since 1980.
"West Ham are playing their cup final team at the weekend."

"Obsessed with your cup final team are you"

"Your cup final team are your be all and end all"

"Daddy when will we ever finish above our cup final team again"

"Daddy I want to support our cup final team West Ham are pony I've been in the shadows too long and cant take it anymore"

"It's the tinpot east end pikeys v their cup final team Tottenham Hotspur"
by Back_to_Reality February 9, 2019
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Cup n suck

Caressing a man's bollocks while performing fellatio.
Before starting his shift, Cam like to perform cup n suck on Jorden,for a nice warm dairy shot before work.
by Scotte so fucking hotte May 24, 2022
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World Cup of Hockey

n. Lame pseudo-competition dreamt up to justify keeping a frozen sheet of ice in Toronto during September.

................................
You going to watch the World Cup of Hockey?
Not unless I get paid and have a stroke so I can't run off with the cash.
by gnostic3 November 4, 2016
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freckled fruit cup

A straight man who acts as if they are gay, and offers to take cumshots from his close friends
You see that freckled fruit cup over there?

Yeah
I'm pretty sure he finally got a his cumshot
by FreckledFruitCup September 7, 2017
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