"Hey baby, why don't you toss that tampon aside and decorate my Christmas tree."
"Um...why are you in the women's restroom?"
"Um...why are you in the women's restroom?"
by Redwings15 March 21, 2016
Get the Decorate my Christmas treemug. by kuinaa November 23, 2021
Get the Christmas christymug. Not to be confused with festive décor, the term "Christmas Lights" can be referred to police cars, because of the red and blue lights, reminiscent of festive lights
Guy 1: You tryna get some weed later?
Guy 2: Nah bro, they busted the plug, saw Christmas Lights all over his place the other day.
Guy 2: Nah bro, they busted the plug, saw Christmas Lights all over his place the other day.
by ca331u3 November 16, 2021
Get the Christmas Lightsmug. A term for masterbation that is usually used as a code to keep in quiet so people will think your talking about "the holidays"
Kevin closed the door 🚪 smiling. 1 minute later the door swung open. His mother caught him christmas fanning in the bathroom. She quickly closed the door covering her eyes.
by Eddie kaspbrak 🎈 December 19, 2017
Get the Christmas Fanningmug. When and old fat man breaks into your house or something from your chimney, and leave you presents that his small children elves make and wrap, while he gets the credit. He then proceeds to steal your cookies and milk WHEN YOU COULD’VE FUCKING EATEN THEM JIM.
by life.is.shit =) January 7, 2021
Get the Christmasmug. by Hdowbs December 3, 2022
Get the Christmas Fuckmug. the day after Lemmy's birthday, oh also people give teacher presents and used to perform human sacrifices
the Christians stole Christmas from the pagans, it was much more interesting as saturnalia, more human sacrifices
then our Lord and savior Lemmy was born the day before.
then our Lord and savior Lemmy was born the day before.
by terrag0ne December 25, 2020
Get the christmasmug.