That one guy who likes to think he's spreading Christmas cheer but in reality he's trying too hard and failing in the mean time
I'm the Christmas guy
by Ya.Boi November 4, 2017
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Get the Christmas mug.American Thanksgiving. It gets cold earlier in Canada and everyone knows Thanksgiving is just pre-Christmas so like the forward thinking nation it is, Canada does Christmas early.
"What are you doing for Thanksgiving?"
"We already had that! I'm putting up my Canadian Christmas lights. They're jolly, eh?"
"We already had that! I'm putting up my Canadian Christmas lights. They're jolly, eh?"
by ms.nomer November 21, 2017
Get the Canadian Christmas mug.Is when you are going to a party, where it is so much GODAMN cocaine for you and all of your friends to snort until you're dead.
How was the party?
It was awesome, and we bought so much cocaine, to say it at least, it was a white christmas!
It was awesome, and we bought so much cocaine, to say it at least, it was a white christmas!
by SheepbloodfromAustralia December 2, 2017
Get the White Christmas mug.When you go to the mall sit on the piece of shit they have playing Santa and accidently slide between his knees and he has a gay little elf named Tim ready to eat the groceries.
Hey Jan, did you notice the way Tim was ready to eat your christmas salad as soon as you slid of old saint nicks lap.
by Ishootupbagels December 9, 2017
Get the christmas salad mug.She took an whole Christmas Year to get here.
How long is it going to take you to finish that? A Christmas year?
How long is it going to take you to finish that? A Christmas year?
by King Nimai February 25, 2018
Get the Christmas Year mug.Steven: Yo bro that house party last night was WILD
John: Yeah, did you see my christmas pudding on that one chick?
John: Yeah, did you see my christmas pudding on that one chick?
by itsyourfavouriteboyever March 10, 2018
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