by poopyahole69 August 9, 2020
Get the blast your ass mug.The act of breaking into someone's home while the occupants are asleep, then masterbating on them. Once finished quietly leave.
Hey Dave I saw that girl from the gas station yesterday followed her home and gave her a burgler blast
by Maddog55 October 25, 2019
Get the burgler blast mug.In the times of covid 19, health officials recommended that masks were to be worn while having intercourse. It is a pun on no love without a glove.
It was August 5th 2020. We were about to fuck right before she stop and asked if I had a mask. I said "No?" She hopped out of bed and said "No mask, no blast." I left her house with blue balls.
by Tuguit September 24, 2020
Get the No mask, no blast. mug.After going outside and nearly getting frostbite on your fingers, then proceed to shove up anus to warm them up. Works similar to caffeine when this technique is executed.
I was feeling tired due to the cold weather; So I went outside in the cold until I couldn't feel my fingers... gave myself a good ole' arctic finger blast to warm them up.
by IbeDustin December 24, 2022
Get the Arctic Finger Blast mug.The volcanuous eruption of semen from the genitals of a male donor a male that Is capable of registering upon a Richter scale device.
by Cashpuller420 March 3, 2023
Get the Seismic Semen Blast mug.bro, this new Glock is so awesome I barrel blasted my wife’s pussy with it! She was cumming all in the barrel
by Owens31490 February 18, 2022
Get the barrel blast mug."Last night I was fucking that dude Josh from Toronto and he Canadian Blasted on me -- so awkward. He was all 'oh no, so sorry, sorry aboot getting that all over you, eh' while he was blowing his load."
by GMP89 July 1, 2014
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