Kyle

A Gay Jewish name. Loves to work out with other gay guys because they can't get any snatch. Likes to feel other peoples "muscles" and repeat "you're so strong!" Doesn't own any shirts with sleeves either.

Kyle (To Bryan): *feels Bryan's biceps* "Oh you're so strong!" *reaches into Bryan's pants* "Wow that feels nice..."

Girl: "..."

by TheFedorableKid October 5, 2016

kyles dads knees

A useless item. Something completely broken. Also not able to be fixed under any circumstances.

John: hey man I bought this new motor the other day and the gas tank is a 46 gallon fish tank man!

Bill: sounds pretty gay if you ask me.

John: shut up you couldnt afford it dude youre as broke as kyles dads knees.

Bill: yeah man i guess ur right.

by RickyRips January 31, 2018

Kyle Ghostface killah

This is the actual definition the other one is silly. He is the nicest guy you will ever meet and he is the sweetest to. Sugar and Spice. He is the best writer! and you can talk to him for hours forgetting how tired you are. He doesnt know the effect he has on people.

Wow I met this awesome guy when I joined a swim team this year. He was such a Kyle Ghostface killah

by tacoloveroftacos January 7, 2012

kyle leach

A fat women with severe colon issues

Kyle leach needs to get a colonoscopy and start eating healthier.

by Mr. Mouton November 26, 2016

John-kyle definition

a deminsion where donuts are used as hockey soccer balls.

I am so John-kyle definition today

by John has a big owie December 21, 2018

Kyle Appreciation Day

A day in which you appreciate the sexiest man alive. Your homie, Kyle. Buy him a pack of monster and dry wall on this special day. November 10th

Did you hear it was Kyle appreciation day? Yes, I bought him some monster

by kyleponsler November 10, 2019

fuck you kyle

STOP FUCKING MAKING FUN OF MY FURRY FANFICS AND LICK MY TOES

STOP TRYING TO RAPE ME!!! FUCK YOU KYLE

by kyle h8tr January 11, 2020