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Brandon

A little fucker who is fat as shit
Brandon is a little shit
by My buyer Burt May 21, 2018
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Brandon

Bitches who fall for girls usually named Taylor, Ashleigh, Kaitlyn, Grace, Abby or Emma.
estas: look it’s brandon!
nana: omg is he falling for them again?
estas: oh no....
by bobthebuilderlovesyou October 27, 2019
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Brandon

Brandon The best Real Estate Agent that has ever lived. He is the person that your will sell your home with, even if you don’t own a home yet, you will. For top dollar.
Wow. It’s Brandon!
by Eyitsbro November 22, 2021
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Brandon

he’s a hoe.
no he’s not, he’s brandon.
by brandismillah November 30, 2023
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<.7.9.7.6.>Brandon Cruz Wanted TO Held By Me As A Toddler By Angel Jose RObles, Whom Will Change His Name To Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Brandon Cruz Wanted TO Held By Me As A Toddler By Angel Jose RObles, Whom Will Change His Name To Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 June 15, 2025
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Brandon

A boulder with hair.
James: Hey, is that a hairy boulder?
Dan: No, that's just Brandon.
by Hasenpfeffer42 August 30, 2022
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