Dinnae mess or the YMG al smash ye!

Exactly what it says on the tin. Dont annoy the neds or they'll get al their little ned freinds to beat the crap out of you.

me-"oh crap, neds."
neds-"oi.ya pure mental schwetty!"
neds-"whit ye starin at!"
me-" the ground, what does it look like!"
neds-"OI! Dinnae mess or the YMG al smash ye!"

by let me die for rock n roll January 5, 2004

October 18th: National Smash Your Crush Day

Smash your crush day

"I have waited for October 18th: National Smash Your Crush Day, for a long time to smash my crush"

by Yessirbootybandit October 17, 2019

Annual let your boyfriend smash day

Every day of the year is annual let your boyfriend smash day ( if you don’t wanna fuck then you must send him a titty or a booty pic)

Hey baby it’s annual let your boyfriend smash day, bend over

by Rip roach June 4, 2022

New scott the woz video on Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash

@Scottthewoz May 31, 2020
Look up the definition for "new Scott The Woz episode on Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash" I dare you and I swear to god if this tweet isn't next to it I will totally understand I literally just typed all of this right now, Merriam Webster isn't a god

Net Meister: Hey Dudes and dudettes have you seen the New scott the woz video on Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash ?

Dudes and dudettes: Yeah man it was pretty radical

by Reaganlol May 31, 2020

smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN

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smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN

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by bruhthisismyhandle August 18, 2021

Wait a minute, this isn't super smash bros. this is anal sex!

"Wait a minute, this isn't super smash bros. this is anal sex!" is often used in situations where your playing super smash bros and get beaten to the point where you forget that you're playing a game and know that the only comparison to what's happening to you is forceful anal sex.

*Gets blasted off into oblivion*
"Wait a minute, this isn't super smash bros. this is anal sex!"

by Asgoo August 23, 2017

World Wrestling Federation International Superstar Smash Hit Megastar Style

Otherwise known as WWFISSHM style:
Before reaching climax (in any orifice) you must carry out every devestating wrestling move known to man, pin her, win the count and do an impression of the entire crowd cheering you on and then slap her and go to sleep.

1:What happened to xxxxx at the party last night? She came out in a wheelchair!
2:Yeah my buddy xxxxx carried out a wwfisshm (World Wrestling Federation International Superstar Smash Hit Megastar Style) on her.

by Steven Redknapp October 17, 2007