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Did you see the new Global Noob News report?
by Optimus26Prime November 6, 2018
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Noob

When Amaury did not go to a named place he was considered a NOOB
by Beastly Noon June 1, 2018
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a "noob" is very similar to a goon, wasteman or simply just a reject.

The last to be informed of motives, link ups etc and usually is a wanna be roadman but still lives with his mum.

Can be referred to as a neek because they think they know too much.

A basic tag-along.
"you're such a fucking noob brev"

"he's the noob of the mandem"

"nah allow it noobs are booky still yna"
by og bossman January 2, 2018
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Noob

A person or gamer with the name George Pountney or Crasher929 who is extremely shit at rainbow and goes 3:7 in ranked. He also fingers his dogs and has extremely greasy hair and vapes
OMG, Look at that noob going 3/7 in ranked
by HSnowyy December 30, 2019
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luaske noob

luaske was cool, now its noob
by Luaske was cool May 12, 2018
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Business Noob

When you don't have at least at least 100 Dogecoin.
Joe: I don't have 100 Dogecoin
John: Business noob
by Lego cool yes April 18, 2021
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Noob

by xZaNightowlZax July 30, 2018
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