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Jason

Jason most of the time is a sexy beast he is very cute and doesn’t talk much he doesn’t look smart from the outside but he really is he is a very shy person and would give up anything for his friends and family everyone needs a jason in their life
Jason is a super nice person
by Yalda Yalda October 31, 2019
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Jason Mimosa

When you pour a mimosa down a man’s back and someone drinks it as it flows through his ass crack and drips off his taint and balls.
Studies show Jason mimosas are the drinks of choice among bachelorette parties and Marines
by Jason Mimosa September 14, 2023
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Jason

Jason has the second largest dick. He is only defeated by people named gage. He has a dick so big that he has to wrap it around his leg to keep it from dragging on the ground. Also like a gage he will be humble and deny that he has a big dick.
I heard Jason’s dick puts horse dicks to shame
by Pigeonhater78 November 24, 2021
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Jason

Kid who writes stories about everyone dieing. God at Csgo. Says "die" very often. Likes candy. Short but not as short as woo. Gets mad at people sometimes. Likes to hit Ninad. Gang gang hi ehorn
Jason killed Ann with a Machete.
by Somebodyynowwhatimean February 16, 2018
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jason

jason can be nice sometimes. He proby has avoidant attachment style and daddy issues, He’s probably also gonna make you wait for him for 6 months and then tell you he doesn’t want you then send you this really confusing paragraph that says you make him smile and blush but he doesn’t want a relationship w you he just wants to treat you like his gf but he doesn’t want a actual relationship. This probably is gonna hurt you and make you overthink but you generally don’t think he gives a fuck.
jason is a faggot
by sagiewagieboo April 26, 2023
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Jason Kaplan

Soft, like room temperature butter. Is definitely not good at gentleman bets. Very Fragile... Sucks at Thursday night dishes. Plays instruments decently well, but Mel sounds so much better!!!!!!
(1) Don't be a Jason Kaplan out on the field, we need you at the end of the season.
(2) You are acting like a Jason Kaplan, man up!!!!!!!
(3) The band sounded great tonight, but you were outshined like your name is Jason Kaplan or something!!!!
(4) If you ever want to see your friends you better listen to Nae Nae on Thursday nights, don't pull a Jason Kaplan!!!!!
(5) If you make a gentleman bet you should pay up, im sick of this Jason Kaplan Crap!!!!
by MING DYNASTY October 22, 2019
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Jason weir

The one and only important Jason a sweeper that is bigger then a bus

Jason weir was discovered in the old town of Pyon Chang and still lives today
by Jason Fay 1992 November 22, 2019
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