Jason

Has the sexiest mom in the whole world

Damn, she is so hot. looks like jasons Mom

by QueenKaran November 23, 2021

Situation-Jason

A man who is prone to trouble, accidents, and problems.

“You stay in something, your just a situation-Jason.

by Devin Canolli August 15, 2024

jason ortiz

Awsome has black and blond he takes care of a bryan they are botch chill

Jason ortiz

by By awsome March 18, 2017

Jason

Jason is a memer who sends at least one meme per day to every chat he’s in. Normally about 1/6th of the messages in any chat are his memes and messages. He probably has a girlfriend who is also talkative. He has a 50 inch mega cock and girls for miles wanna get with him but he’s too much of a memer to be with them.

Wow, Jason is so hot
Jason is a mega chad
Omg, Jason stop posting memes

by Person123322234 December 9, 2021

jason

jason can be a sweet guy for the most part. He probably has a avoidant attachment style and has daddy issues. He probably is gonna make you wait for him for six months and then say he don’t want u but oh well🤞🏼

jason is a faggot

by sagiewagieboo April 26, 2023

jason

Jason is a rage monster. He can be super mean and hurtful. He has his problems so it's best to stay away from him, for the only weapon you can use t defeat him is a mirror. Yes, he has no pleasent facial featurs whatsoever.

Person 1: Oh look it's jason
Person 2: Run!
Person 1: why... oh I see... wait! I can't see anymore! HELP!
Person 2: Oh no!

by hibijibi November 20, 2019

Jason

Worst human you will ever meet in your life. Will show out of nowhere, seeming to replace a better friend but is actually your worst nightmare. Will have the most useless conversations will you, and ask you the dumbest shit. Will most likely carry around a weird and unique looking lunch bag. Will 100% interrupt your conversations. Is totally unwanted.

Wow! That Jason really does suck!

by Asylum143 March 19, 2023