Calamity In Your Dancing Pants

To have one's mind blown. Question everything you know to be true.

"After hearing that Oxford University is older than the Aztec Empire, you had a calamity in your dancing pants."

by Sparky1992 May 9, 2025

19 November: Poop and pee in your pants day

This means that everyone needs to poop and pee in their pants, especially those who have their birthday on 19 November.

If they don’t do it on 19 November: Poop and pee in your pants day, you can slap their butt.

by MarleyAvenueStreet March 13, 2024

Just Wet Your Pants Girl

To do something, just go for it

“I want to dye my hair”
“Just wet your pants girl!”

by AmyRicks May 24, 2022

Andy your pants

When you shit and piss and cum in your pants in the presence of young children. I.E. in an playground, kindergarten, primary school etc.

Person 1: Hey bro did you just Andy your pants?
Person 2: Yeah bro
Person 1: bro wtf not again!

by Doodoofart January 5, 2020

you can't unpee your pants

Phrase said commonly to explain the irreversability of one's actions, especially ones that damage onesself

- "I fucked up by telling my teacher shes stupid"
- "Yeah man, thats your fault, you can't unpee your pants"

by idiommaster October 16, 2023

Shit your pants in class day

On this day you should shit your pants in class regardless of age. It is on feburary 1st

Hey broski, today is shit your pants in class day! Don't forget to take a massive dookie in your pants today during class!!!

by elfiefaeboi January 15, 2024

Fall by the seat of your pants

Try to fly by the seat of your pants but end up doing basically nothing because you're unable to decide what to do on the fly.

Do you ever fall by the seat of your pants? Like sometimes I try to fly by the seat of my pants, but I just can't decide what to do so I end up just using reddit all day.

by Definitively Cool October 11, 2023