Your dad leaves to get a bag of sour patch kids, and 10 years later, he actually brings a 24-gallon can full of blue raspberry flavored sour path kids.
by zaqwszsfdzsgf December 18, 2019
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Timmy: What were you doing last night?
Will: Your dad in the back of Walgreens.
Timmy: What were you doing last night?
Will: Your dad in the back of Walgreens.
by sackboy1678 February 1, 2021
Get the Your dad mug.you as a person need to understand that your father is never going to come back and you need to accept that beacuse you cant just whine like a 5 year old. I say MAN UP YA FU--ING TWAT CUZ HES NOT COMMING BACK.
kid: hey wheres your dad?
you: idk
kid: how dont you know?
you: every time i ask my mom she says he is going to get the milk
kid: im so sorry
you: thank you
you: idk
kid: how dont you know?
you: every time i ask my mom she says he is going to get the milk
kid: im so sorry
you: thank you
by IMD123BRUH January 5, 2023
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Also guy 2: “Your dad lesbian”
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