hey its me your scum bag dad

a dad that kills people and trys to keep his kid innocet
hey its me your scum bag dad lets play prank wars
by kermit the frog killer February 02, 2022
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Your dad lesbian

Guy 1: “hey bro”
Guy 2: “Your mom gay
Guy 1: “It’s opposite day” Guy 2: “oh dang that rhymes”
Also guy 2: “Your dad lesbian”
by I need help 2023 January 11, 2023
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I banged your dad

I couldn't find your mum
You don't have a mum so I banged your dad
by yeetmeworld May 18, 2023
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think someone is your dad

to be on ecstasy.
this term does not, however, maintain to all experiences on ecstasy, but only ones in which you think someone is your dad. usually occurs at school or in the mall.
(kid sees dean at school)
kid:"dad?"
dean"huh?"
(kid runs away)

so i heard you were going to the mall on ecstasy today. be careful, you might think someone is your dad.
by johnnyhash1283 June 01, 2009
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Suck Your Dad

When I suck your dad so much that his stick turns purple and falls off into my mouth and I swallow it.
by EINHJFJUE May 23, 2023
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Your dad is mine

blah blah Your dad is mine (dilf)
by claireisadilf June 17, 2021
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your dad

so your dad is a person

American guy: i thought he was a bear??!

no your mom is
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