Twat Yachting

Sailing the vast oceans of wet pussy.

Tonight I'm gonna hit the club and do some twat Yachting on these hoes.

by Trigga Bone April 7, 2016

yacht ride

When u give a busty woman a motor boat but are too big

I asked for a motor boat but they were too big so she said they were too big so you need to you need a yacht ride

by Bigger is better 69 August 12, 2017

midwestern yacht

First coined by Reddit’s Wall Street Bets; a midwestern yacht is any obnoxious mode of transportation consuming a minimum 1/3rd of any midwestern home owner’s garage. Examples include RVs, Boats that haven’t touched the water in years, 4th of July floats, motorcycles that are still being rebuilt, leaky Suburbans, get creative.

You betcha’ it’ll be a great weekend to pull out the midwestern yacht, and take her out for a spin, if the gall darn snow would melt off.

by Stonksonlygoup November 16, 2019

Dream Yacht

An extremely attractive person of the opposite sex that you'd like to have sex with but can't because he or she is taken or is way out of your league causing you to day-dream about being on them naked, riding until the sun comes up during spring break

The opposite of a moped

Example:

Guy 1: did you see that gorgeous woman at the bar last night?
Guy 2: hell yeah, I'd show her off to everyone I know. She's my Dream Yacht.

Example:

It's too bad Tyler is married. Hes so hott! He is my dream yacht.

by ZuulButtSecks April 12, 2019

han yacht

Them guys over there. Guys that will drink anything with alcohol in it.

Take that Budweiser to them Han Yachts.

by Beavertbd May 25, 2019

yacht blooded

To be of wealthy or upper middle class descent

Hey dude, I went to Brody's mansion, it was cool, too bad he's stuck up and yacht blooded

by This my name I guess March 24, 2017

yacht clubbing

An epicurean endeavor in which multiple gentlemen inhabiting the same hot tub comradely coax each other’s members into climax. Or in the colloquial “jerk each other off”. While a yacht is only a preferred venue, top hats and monocles are essential for the proper ambiance.

Gentleman1: I say!: after considering the rather dreary obligation of impregnating my own wife, I really could use a weekend of yacht clubbing!
Gentleman2: Hear! Hear! I second that!
Gentleman3: my apologies, but I’m afraid I must decline. I feel it is not quite my cup of tea.

Gentleman2: poppycock! I’ll have you know that the Prescott family takes great pride in its many generations of caviar-drizzled dick rubs! Only the most unrefined of Philistines would turn his nose up at such decadence!

Gentleman1: My good sir! Has no one informed you? It’s not gay, if you’re wearing a top hat!

by AnonymousBloke December 10, 2017