sir yachted

When you shit your pants because of the food you ate.

I almost sir yachted myself thanks to the Mexican food on my road trip with no toilets anywhere.

by Senior 💩 August 16, 2024

have yachts

The uber rich. Usually used in the saying “the haves, the have nots, and the have yachts”.

Ehrlich and Baghead threw a big tiki rager on Alcatraz acting like have yachts, but it turned out they were broke-ass have nots

by The new Nick D June 20, 2024

Yacht

A large boat meant to store gyats

I got the $3B yacht

by UserPerson38832830 March 19, 2024

Yacht chili

When a bougie bitch has explosive diarrhea!

I was about to hook up with this fine bitch lastnight but she went to the bathroom and turned to yacht chili.

by Convenienttpw September 1, 2023

Twat yacht

A giant vagina

Josh thinks Monique is a twat yacht for being honest.

by moneekēwa September 14, 2022

Yachting

Having a wank into water off a boat. specifically in the Caribbean off the side/front of a Yacht standing like Dicaprio from titanic,

Back in 2009, I left a part of me in the water one night, just me, the moon, and the waves.
So you were yachting?

by GirlfromCanada January 19, 2025

midwestern yacht

First coined by Reddit’s Wall Street Bets; a midwestern yacht is any obnoxious mode of transportation consuming a minimum 1/3rd of any midwestern home owner’s garage. Examples include RVs, Boats that haven’t touched the water in years, 4th of July floats, motorcycles that are still being rebuilt, leaky Suburbans, get creative.

You betcha’ it’ll be a great weekend to pull out the midwestern yacht, and take her out for a spin, if the gall darn snow would melt off.

by Stonksonlygoup November 16, 2019