*you’re

The proper version of the “you” category. Not to be confused with “your” which most people get wrong. Correcting someone’s grammar in a comment section is proven to end the argument in your favor.

Ross: your the worst hunter ever Chad. A retarded monkey with arthritis could aim better than you.
Chad: *You’re
Ross: (stops living)

by Ronald k chump November 17, 2018

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You’re the auditor

When your friend asks you a question, and you turn it back to work out for themself

Mike: what time does the match kick off tomorrow?
Seb: I don’t know. You tell me, you’re the auditor

by KevFrank April 23, 2025

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You’re stroking my balls

You’re lying to me right now there’s no way that happened

Person 1: I drove my car into a tree because I didn’t want to hit a duck on the road.

Person 2: Oh you’re stroking my balls mate

by sunkistzerosugar May 16, 2025

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High five, show me you’re alive

An expression you use when you see someone you know down at the shops. This expression was founded in Knoxfield by a local legend, Aaron, who often gets ridiculed for owning the expression.

Random guy at shops: ‘Hey mate’.
Aaron: ‘High five, show me you’re alive’.
Random guy at shops meekly offers hand: ‘Yeah ok’

by Andos Hastos October 7, 2021

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You’re So Chanel Number 5

Means the person in question is extremely High Maintenance. Has expensive tastes.

1. When she asked me my opinion of herself. I answered “You’re So Chanel Number 5”.

2. I answered “You’re So Chanel Number 5” she rolled her eyes at me in annoyance.

by Jlove973 September 27, 2021

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