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Wilbur

Someone that is trash at Valorant and has 1.4k in Aim Labs and still cant aim
Wilbur needs Keeps for that bald ass head of his
by 35we4t October 13, 2022
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the best boy you’ll ever meet, he’s hot, kind, funny, and smart, if you are friends with a wilbur or dating one, consider yourself very lucky
: oh look theres wilbur
: omg hes the best
by wilburisthebestperson April 24, 2022
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Wilbur Soot

Wilbur soot is a 25 year old British singer for Lovejoy/twitch streamer/ YouTuber
1: “Hey what’s your favourite band??”
2: “mines lovejoy!”
2: “have a look at innitfx edits of Wilbur Soot!!”
2: “and see how cool and relaxed he is!!”
by Wilby simp October 7, 2021
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Wilbur

The most delicious of the very select, and highly evolved, clade known as Thottius milfimaximus. Hunting a Wilbur is a highly evolved pathway in itself; as those who may even consider doing so must first court the progeny of a very elder educator who seemingly demands the approaching Wilbur to engage in accompanying courtship rituals, must also memorize such a great deal of information regarding greek mythology that one's semen is saturated, and must exhibit dark melanin patternization of the skin, a hallmark of challengers hailing from the African regions. African conquestors are exempt from all previous tribulations in their never ending quest to dominate a Wilbur sexually, as they posses the evolutionary novelty of greatly enhanced growth hormone release in the penile region, a trait that is quite beneficial when attempting to whip a Wilbur's meaty thighs like the Congo drums of their ancestors.
Damn, the allelic frequency in that Wilbur population sure favors max thiccness.
by saucegodguap June 5, 2018
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verb: to pilfer sugar packets or other free products from restaurants, coffee shops, etc. Named for multi-millionaire Secretary of Commerce Wilbur Ross .
I Wilbured these extra sugar packets from Starbuck's.
by Jlohm October 1, 2018
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Wilbur

Wilbur is my servers mascot
Wilbur is really cool
by Wilburhasfallen April 21, 2021
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Wilbur

don't be a Wilbur your looking like a coke head
by richganglife November 8, 2018
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